Spreading the Muck at Imber

Now for those reading this expecting to hear the latest gossip from the Imber Dog Club I am afraid you will be bitterly disappointed.

When Yogi said to me yesterday ‘get yourself down to Imber early I have a pleasant surprise for you’, I was not expecting this;

12 Wheelie Bins full of Horse Manure kindly donated by our friends from Mounted Branch

Anyway the pleasant surprise was that’ Dave The Grounds’ was also there to help. You may remember Dave , he is the star of the ‘Imber Court Groundsmen Calendar‘ and can occasionally be found during the winter drinking tea by the electric fire in the Grounds Yard Hut.


So all we had to do was tip the 12 wheelie bins full of muck onto the Kitchen Garden area and as Yogi said sit back during the winter and we will be ready to go in the spring.

It was back breaking work for some but I am sure Yogi appreciated the words of advice he was getting from Dave who was concerned that Yogi had missed some at the back of the bin.

The mucks in now and just needs to be spread. A great effort by all and a big step forward in the progress of Imbers Kitchen Garden

For the educated ones, can anyone give us the famous Francis Bacon quote to do with muck?

World Cup Lesson Guides Met To Victory


A big thank you to Neil Sinclair for providing us with this match report from last Saturday’s Met Police Rugby Team’s fixture at Imber Court.

Police Go Second With Nailbiting Victory Over Old Johnians

 Not long ago Chris Robshaw had a call to make of going for 3 points or to touch for a line out. We all know how that ended.

 The Met decided to take the penalty kick and profited from their decision…… just.

In the last league game before the long Christmas break, The Met played newly promoted Old Johnians from Leatherhead. It was a fitting bookend to the year, the two clubs having met in the Surrey Cup on the first weekend of January. Like the first game, this was a very close affair.

The Met have often been accused of slow starts this season but were quickly on the scoreboard, chasing their own kick off and putting together great play between the pack before Jamie O’Sullivan collected a chip over the top of the on-rushing defence to touch down for a try, duly converted by JJ. Connolly.

It was fortunate that The Met had such a good start. Old Johnians dominated from the restart and scored two tries in very similar positions, to the left of the Met’s posts. Neither try was converted but with less than 15 minutes gone, the visitors found themselves 10-7 ahead, soon extended when Cormac Healy was penalised for not getting to his feet before playing the ball after a tackle.

The Met regrouped and played some fine rugby of their own, again utilising ball carrying from the forwards combined with the pace of the outside backs; Will Jay was particularly outstanding, his pace and angles taking the Met deep into Old John’s territory. The Met stormed back into the ascendancy with three unanswered tries of their own. Will Jay, JJ Connolly and Chris Kiernan crossed the line to secure the bonus point for four tries before half time. It was an uncharacteristic day from the tee for Connelly, but the Met still turned around with a 24 to 13 lead.

The second half continued with the Met still dominating the game and two further tries were added. Excellent turnover ball was used to maximum advantage and coolly finished off by Richard Baldwin and Dylan Richards. Connelly added one conversion, making the score line 36 to 13, and the lead seeming unassailable.

But Old Johnians weren’t prepared to give up. Scoring a try of their own which edged them closer to their bonus try point, and an unlikely come back was underway. Still in a commanding position The Met were reveling in the Imber Court floodlights which so brilliantly illuminated an otherwise gloomy Surrey afternoon. But Old John’s still caught the Police napping and grabbed another converted try to bring themselves within two scores at 36 to 25.

And so it was that when the Met were awarded a penalty more or less in front of the posts on the visitors’ 22, Skipper Hall chose the option to kick for goal. Connelly nailed the simple three points and the Met’s cushion was once again a comfortable 14 points. Possibly The Met thought the game was ‘in the bag’ . Old Johnians had other ideas and brought the game to a nervy climax. A penalty and a converted try closed the gap to a single goal. As the scoreboard clock ticked past the 40, Old Johnians worked the ball into the Met’s right corner and surged over for their sixth try. Fortunately for the home side, the conversion drifted across the front of the posts and they remained two points to the good. From the restart and less than 2 minutes on the ref’s watch Old Johnians attacked the wide spaces where they had latterly had so much success. But a knock-on by Johnians’ centre gave Met the put-in at the final set-piece from which the ball was belted over the crowd for a nail-biting 39-37 victory.

It was two great performances and both sides fully deserved their Christmas Socials after a wonderful display of all round rugby.

The Met take a winter break now and are back in league action on Saturday 14th January 2017 away at Old Guildfordians hoping to carry on their charge in Surrey 3.


The ‘Rear Gate’ Roundabout

Last night I bumped into one of our members Jim McCulloch from the Imber Court Dog Club. Good news, his ankle is on the mend and he had just been back in the Imber Pool for his weekly game of Volley Ball.

At our last committee meeting Jim volunteered his services to tidy up our Rear Gate Roundabout and in his word ‘plant a few things’. For those that use the rear gate this roundabout has been a bit of an eyesore and in need of some love and attention.

Well no more.

Jim reports that the roundabout has been worked upon and has now been planted with 500 Daffodil bulbs. A huge thank you on behalf of our Club to Jim and his fellow volunteers for making a difference.


I am looking forward to this coming spring with the first sighting of the mass of daffodils and produce from Yogi’s Kitchen Garden.


Rear Gate Roundabout

Calum’s Rack

I bumped into Calum from our Imber Gym over the weekend. He was unloading some stuff from the rear of his car and as you can see from the photo appeared very pleased with himself.


The item in the box is a new ‘Rack’ for the gym that Calum had purchased from an online auction at a vastly reduced price. Anyway being the helpful person I am, I helped Calum carry it into the gym. I did not want to display my ignorance of gym matters and what goes on in such places but I did ask Calum what plans he had for the gym.

It quickly became apparent that between Calum and Lee that they have plans afoot for a make over of our gym. From listening to them both it is clear that they must be avid followers of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and his ‘Changing Rooms’ programmes.


Anyway they are currently on the look out for some inspirational pictures and messages for our gym walls. If anyone has any ideas or can contribute in any way please pop in and see Lee or Calum or leave a message for them by commenting here.



Talking about catching the worms……

Yogi has been very busy today and as we can see the Imber Kitchen Garden is really starting to take shape. He has placed all those railway sleepers and I can now start to visualise Yogi cultivating his Brassica’s.

He has had a moan though this afternoon saying to anyone that will listen ‘I’m battered I’m bruised, my fingers are broken and I am soaked to the skin.’

I think he maybe looking for some sympathy……

This should hopefully cheer him up;

The Broad Beans are emerging



The early birds catch the worms

View from the Crossfit2012 Box

They do start early at Crossfit here at Imber, but they do have some of the best views of course.

Matt runs Crossfit with his partner Liz and I bumped into them this Saturday emerging from the Club House with their new baby, Jackson. He looked a bit guilty as he had just finished tucking into our eight item breakfast which I am sure does not conform to a healthy Crossfit diet!

Anyway he told me about the Teen Crossfit Camps he will be running for 14 – 17 year olds during the school holidays.

Seems like a good idea to me to get the teenagers out doing some exercise and something for themselves, instead of their usual routines of helping us out at home, cleaning their rooms, helping in the garden etc. They may even meet some new friends….